This is Tuesday. Mom was home yesterday because it was some sort of a holiday. But I know today is Tuesday, my first workday of the week. However, I got left at home. Something about Mom and a doctor appointment and she couldn’t take me. Then I heard what happened at work, and I feel avenged for being left.
Mom’s co-minion: “Where’s Lexi?”
Mom: “She stayed home today because I have a doctor appointment this afternoon.”
Co-minion: “Oh no! Is Lexi ok? Is she sick?”
Mom: “I can see where I stand.”
Two hours later the boss lady enters the building.
Boss lady: “Where’s Lexi?”
Mom: “She stayed home today because I have a doctor appointment this afternoon.”
Boss lady: ” “Oh no! Is Lexi ok? Is she sick?”
Mom: (Sigh) No, it’s me who has the doctor’s appointment.”
Boss lady: “Oh, I am so glad Lexi is okay.”
I am Lexi, the avenged
My mom is like that. She’s always more concerned about animals than people. Most people look at her like she’s crazy. Oh well! She knows who’s really important 🙂
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