Nope, I’m not sick, but I did miss work today.

This is Tuesday. Mom was home yesterday because it was some sort of a holiday. But I know today is Tuesday, my first workday of the week. However, I got left at home. Something about Mom and a doctor appointment and she couldn’t take me. Then I heard what happened at work, and I feel avenged for being left.

Mom’s co-minion: “Where’s Lexi?”

Mom: “She stayed home today because I have a doctor appointment this afternoon.”

Co-minion: “Oh no! Is Lexi ok? Is she sick?”

Mom: “I can see where I stand.”

Two hours later the boss lady enters the building.

Boss lady: “Where’s Lexi?”

Mom: “She stayed home today because I have a doctor appointment this afternoon.”

Boss lady: ” “Oh no! Is Lexi ok? Is she sick?”

Mom: (Sigh) No, it’s me who has the doctor’s appointment.”

Boss lady: “Oh, I am so glad Lexi is okay.”

I am Lexi, the avenged

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