Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess

Woof! The New Woman tricked me into starting a diary only to put it on something with webby feet for the whole world to read. I’m glad I didn’t say anything embarrassing. Except for the part where I soiled in the kennel. And maybe the part about being afraid. I remembered my note to myself and asked The New Woman what my real name is. I learned two things: 1. The New Woman’s name is “Mommy” and 1. My name is Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess. That’s why I’m a little bit embarrassed about being afraid. I don’t think warrior princesses are supposed to be afraid of anything!

The New Woman Mommy has some pictures for everyone to see. I also learned that’s what she is doing when she picks up that thing that she takes with her everywhere and points it at me. 

The first night in my new furever home, an inspiration came to me. It was like another, wiser schnauzer was whispering in my ear. I had an uncontrollable urge to stand on The Man while he laid in bed.  Then I felt like I should hit him on his head with my head, but I resisted.

Oh, and I learned The Man is called Daddy. So, now I live with Lucy and Mommy and Daddy. There is another dog here who is even bigger than Lucy, but he is ignoring me and won’t even tell me his name. That’s OK, I have enough new stuff to deal with right now anyhow. I’ve had my brekkies and pottied and it’s raining, so I think I will *yawn* take a nap on Mommy’s lap now. Tomorrow I’ll tell you mo…zzzzz.

Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess


43 thoughts on “Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess

  1. Squee…I knew your mum’s fix would be coming soon and I shouldn’t be surprised, but I kind of am. Only in that you’re too cotton-pickin’ cute! Welcome little Princess Warrior. You are one lucky pup to have such nice pawrents AND a sweet sister.

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    • Monika, you’re not the only one surprised. We were planning on the spring, and I was going to do a big teaser leading up to it. I got a message from Lexi’s breeder about puppies available from another breeder who produces champions and the next day I was on my way to “see” the puppies. The rest, as they say is history. She’s the right one, for sure!

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  2. Dear sweet Xena, HELLO!!!! I am pleased to meet you….aren’t you a cutie pie!!!!
    Gosh have you fallen on your paws little one, you haf the most wonderful peeps to spoil you and a big sister in Lucy to teach you all those little tricks us pups like to get up to, hehe…have funs!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    • Oooo, another Princess! Mommy didn’t do a good job on my picture, so she is going to use a different one done by a “graphic artist” for a while. Thank you for visiting me. ~Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess Pee S. Do you wear a crown?


      • Hi Xena, I finks its only Queens that are allowed crowns, I do however have a tiara that I wear for special ocassions
        Loves and licky kisses
        Princess Leah xxx

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  3. What a gal you are….no need to worry. If, you don’t tell everybody you’re scared, they’d never know. I bungled my way along as if I owned the joint when I was a kitten. I was scared straight but no one knew. They just thought I was bold. hehe



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  4. Oh Xena! You are absolutely the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. I did see some cute kids at work today but you are cuter than all of them. Welcome home little girl!!!


    • Thank you. Wait, hey, I know you! You fed me and took care of me and loved me before I got my new Mommy and Daddy!! ❤ Xena P.S. I've been very, very good.


  5. Xena – you will love your new home and it won’t be scary at all soon. Lucy just needs some time to get to know you. She’s used to being the center of attention and sharing is sometimes hard.

    Abby Lab

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  6. Woo Hoo!!! Xena iss furabuluss to meet you!
    LadyMum here iss ‘oooohinnn an aaaahinnn’ at yur fotoss’ an mee can see why! Yur GORGEEUS!
    Wellcome to thee Bloggie werld. Yur goin make LOTSS of mew furendss. An even a strong an mitey Warrior can bee afraid! That meenss yur tuned inn to efurryfing!!!
    Sinseerlee, Purrince Siddhartha Henry =^,.^= an LadyMum 🙂

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    • Hi Mr. Sid, Sid, uh, can I just call you Sid for now, please? I promise to try hard to learn how to say your whole name. Mommy said you are one of our special friends, and asked me to say special prayers for you since I am only a few months away from coming here from heaven. And yes, I am paying attention to EVERYTHING that is going on around here! Your special puppy friend, Xena

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      • Mew mew mew Xena pleeze call mee Purrince ok? Mee doess not like ‘Sidd’; it iss so not mee! Purrince werkss or Purrince Henry 😉
        An many many fankss fur yur purrayerss! Yur such a sweet doggie gurl. Wee bee good furendss fur sure.
        ~head rubsss~ Purrince Henry~

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  7. Xena, what a perfect name for you sweet pup. Don’t worry sometimes even warrior princesses get scared. And when you do you’ve got Mommy, Daddy, Lucy and Riley, (he’s the big guy who hasn’t told you his name yet) to take care of you. Take care little mighty one.

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