My Cuteness-Helper Vest

I got a new walking vest. You can see my Howloween bow sticking out from under it.


Mommy said I would need all the help I could get to look cute the next time I potty in the house.

Hmmm. I wonder what she meant by that….anyhoo, I’ll show her cute.

I’m sorry, Mommy. I won’t do it again. *paws crossed*


I think that worked! Now it’s play time!

I am Xena the (almost) Contrite Schnauzer Warrior Princess

41 thoughts on “My Cuteness-Helper Vest

  1. Mee-you Xena it iss where Hu’manss ‘go’ to use their funny sittin litterbox. An most katss have their litterboxess inn thee bat(h)room all so. Doggiess are supposed to go outside fur sum reason….maybe you need a puppy poo pad inn thee bat(h)room?

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  2. hello xena its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo shoor do luk kyoot in yore red dress!!! and wel yoo no aksidents wil happin just reemember to mayk with the puppy dog eyes and nobuddy wil eeven reemember wot it wuz wot yoo wer mayking the puppy dog eyes for!!! ok bye

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  3. Xena yur gorgeeuss inn yur new dress!!! Purrfect!!!
    An OOPSS about thee ‘accydent’…..hopefullee that not happen again….maybee Lady Amy should get you a litterbox! Mew mew mew….
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~

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    • Petsmart. I have a small. I think they had an XS (that means extra small). Ask your Mom to measure you around your body and it will say how many of those inches it will fit. ~Xena


      • Thank you. I will try to let her measure me. I don’t even like to be picked up yet. I will sleep right next to her and let her hug me now but something made me afraid when I was little. I’m getting past it though a little at a time. That walking dress would look great on me and my mommy wants to take me out of the house and show me off!

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  4. You’re outfit is very cute! Don’t worry accidents happen, you’ll get there, no worries. In the meantime keep practicing the cute. Oh and tilt your ears, that works for me every time! ~ nose nudges Bonnie Pup

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  5. Xena it must be Halloween that is making you and your brothers and sisters so Spirited!! Your brother Hank ate all the Rose heads, geranium blooms and impatients in 4 trips outside. Dusty discovered the joy of toilet paper unrolling, the taste of a pair of shoes left by the back door, and the happiness of dragging clean laundry around the house. All in one day!!!!!!!!!! YIKKES What happened to all of your manners?
    I forgot to tell all the new moms and dads that one day soon you would go brain dead(must be like an ice cream brain freeze)and do things you never did before and hopefully wont do again. You sure look cute in your new outfit. Be a good girl

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