EEEIEIEIEIE! SOMEONE’S GONNA PAY FOR THIS WITH THEIR FURS!!!!
I am Xena, the Avenging Schnauzer Warrior Princess
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Oh no!!!!!! That’s terrible Xena!! I’m on your side. Mia always bullies me into giving her my yak chews and my favorite squirrel toy. At least she doesn’t destroy them but she always tries to take them when I’m not chewing/playing with them ~Nymeria
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Riley just doesn’t like me. I wonder if Mia just doesn’t like you, too. ~Xena
Yeah…I kinda get that feeling too…I think I overhear her say to her best friend Wilhelmina that she “tolerates” me. Why do big sisters always dislike us so?? ~Nymeria
No, no, my big sister Lucy loves me and plays with me all the time. It’s her boyfriend, Riley, who doesn’t want me around! And sometimes he gets her to be a meanie like this. It’s all his fault!!
hello xena its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay uh oh it seems like sumwun may hav gawn too far this time!!! my dada sez he kan just heer yoo ooloolayting!!! wotever ooloolayting meens!!! ok bye
I’m sure your Dad can, along with everyone else! ~Xena
WTD??! Gurl, I don’t thinks they know who they are dealin’ with!!! That is just not right on so many levels! I thinks this deserves a special kind of revenge. I have confidence that you can teach those big doggies not to mess with your stuff again! Go get em’!
Grrrarf! How’s that? ~Xena
Ut oh – better be sneaky!
Murphy & Stanley
Yep, like when I leave a load of steaming poop in the hallway!
What disgusting behaviour! Your favourite raccoon. What a shame. Time to get busy on their toys Xena…the avenging warrior.
Shoko and Kali
Oh, I have been! But my teeth are smaller and it takes me a very long time. I have also decided to treat Riley like he no longer exists. That will teach him! ~Xena
That’s a good girl. Don’t do anything without thinking it out carefully. Always count to 10 then walk away like nothing it bothering you………That will start to make them crazy.
Oh I did better than that, Grammy. I ripped out Raccoon’s last eyeball and told Riley he (Riley) no longer exists to me. I have ignored him (Riley) ever since!
Bwahahaha! The big kids are ganging up on the little princess’ toys. Oh. my.
Sadly, Riley has destroyed most of them, except what is in her playpen.
Serves Xena right-she should have deaded it earlier.
Bad Bird! I LOVED my Raccoon! ~Xena (I’m coming for you next. Shake with fear, bad bird!)
OMD…the travesty, the carnage…Sometimes big brothers can be soooooo mean!!
Oh no, does this happen to you too, Rosy! ~Xena
Uh oh, there’s gonna be TROUBLE!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
You better believe it! ~Xena
Good Dog Xena, whid into action superquick!!! Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
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OMD, dat deserves some major avengin!
I am getting in touch with my Warrior Princess side. ~Xena
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