One of my blogging friends told me I did the right thing putting my stink on my new bed. Once my stink is on it, it is mine! With that in mind, I decided to get as much of my stink on the bed of He-Who-No-Longer-Exists as I could. Besides, he’s been gone about 87 days and I think by law he has forfeited his right to this bed. Maybe Frankie or Ernie could tell me for sure.
Mommy found Angel Lexi’s other shirt – she only had two shirts and a hoodie because of how much she hated clothes – and tried it on me. It’s the tiniest bit too big, but I have been wearing it anyhow. Maybe I will get more inspiration from Angel Lexi that way – or maybe she is just laughing at me! Can you read it? It says Life Is Short Bite Hard. BOL!
I am biting hard on this bone, for sure!
Hi Daddy! Don’t worry, I won’t bite you.
Lucy: Dad! Don’t let Xena bite me any more! My face already hurts from her teeth.
I am just going to hide out here in the bedroom until that shirt comes off Xena.
I think I will log some more hours in MY bed. Catch ya’ll later. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
32 thoughts on “Life’s Short, Bite Hard”
sevencatsandcounting
Hello Xena! My name is Xena, too. You must be a Warrior Princess like me! (Sometimes my Human Mommy calls me Piranha Princess, on account of the biting, she says.) Pleased to make your acquaintance! Princess Xena
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Amy
Hi Xena! You even spell your name the same way. I asked Mommy to help me visit later when she has more time. 🙂 ~Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess (Pee S that is really my registered name with something called the A.K.C.)
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sevencatsandcounting
Yippee! We can be Blog Pals! Woofs and Wags, Xena
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Dennis the Vizsla
hello xena its dennis the vizsla dog hay gud job gitting yore stink on the bed and klayming it as yores!!! i no that is how it wurks i am not shoor abowt the abandund bed rool tho that is a gud kwestchun for owr dachshund atturnee frends!!! that is gud advice on yore shirt my dada sez if i had an advice shirt it shud tel me frankie say relax i do not no hoo frankie is or why he gits a plural nown but hoo nos english is a verry weerd langwidj if yoo ask me!!! ok bye
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Amy
Hi Dennis the Vizsla. I don’t know who Frankie is either, but I am wearing my Bite Hard shirt again today. ~Xena
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pibblelife
Cute shirt! But don’t bite your sister Lucy so hard! Puppy teefs are too sharp! It hurts!
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Amy
I have all adult teeth now, if you please. ~Xena
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Murphy & Stanley
That shirt might scare other dogs away who might think they want that bed huh?
Keep Calm & Bark On!
Murphy & Stanley
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Amy
Maybe. But have you ever seen how big Riley’s teeth are?! ~Xena
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Kismet
Now that you have your own bed, demand breakfast-in-bed!
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Amy
Oh, I didn’t know I could do that! ~Xena
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Yamini MacLean
Hari OM
Xena, you are stylin’ with that shirt on… but do be gentler with your sissy Lucy; one day she might decide to bite hard too!!! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
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Amy
oh, I wouldn’t like THAT! Mommy said I should follow the Golden Rule that I learned at my church work place.
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dorysbackyard
I know exactly how your face feels Lucy…
xoxo,
Jakey
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Amy
I am sorry for you. ~Lucy
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Christmas
You’re too cute, Xena! (Lucy, too!)
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Amy
🙂 Thanks, Christmas.
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Toni
Xena, biting is only for hoofs, or pizzle sticks or bones.It’s not for anything that is soft like a toy or people or other dogs, or cats. Biting hurts anything with skin………..well, maybe if you caught a squirrel a good bite on the butt would be OK then.
Lexi’s shirt is great……Remember you have very big paws to fill there so you have to be very sweet and gentle. Why don’t you work on your sweetness with poor Lucy. She’s going to miss her stick playing buddy and needs you to be very very nice to her now.
Be as sweet as you are cute.
Granny
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Amy
*hangs head* I”m sorry, Granny. I’ll try. ❤ ~Xena
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NylabluesMum
Xena mee LUVSS yur shirt!!! Lookin mitey fine mee furend. May mee ask a questshun?? Who iss “Hee-who-no-longer-iss-named”? Mee musut have missed sumfin?!
**nose rubsss** Dharth Henry xXXx
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Amy
Hi Purrince Henry! That is the dog that everyone else calls Riley. But he ignores me and doesn’t like me and growls if I get too close when he is eating. So now he is He-Who-No-Longer-Exists (to me).
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The Canadian Cats
We love that shirt. Psyche peeps out as you arrive….great idea.
Shoko and Kali
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Amy
He, he, that’s funny. I think I will! ~Xena (Mommy said to stop giving me bad ideas, I have enough of my own.) ~Xena
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easyweimaraner
that shirt looks fantabulous and you are right… if it has your smell it is really yours… that’s the sime like the name humans write on the furst page of books
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Amy
Yes, until the person who had the book first takes it back. I hope that doesn’t happen. ~Xena
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Princess Leah
Hehe Xena, you are quite a pawful of FUNS, that outfit is just right for a Warrior Princess!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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Amy
*big grin* Yes, and it will still fit me when I am an all grown up warrior princess! ~Xena
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Tails Around the Ranch
Biting is hard work, Xena so get some rest. Both you and Lucy will benefit from the break. 😍
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Amy
It IS hard work. But I’m all rested up now and looking for something to get into, er, help with. Mommy took off my shirt.
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Tails Around the Ranch
Maybe Lucy can breathe a sigh of relief for now. 😇 By the way, it’s an adorable shirt even if it suggests there will be carnage nearby when you wear it.
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Genevieve Petrillo
Great shirt! Keep your biting activities for enemies, X. Don’t waste bites on your big sister. She’s on your side.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Amy
But I don’t have any emenies and I don’t have anyone else to practice on! ~Xena
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