I am so very happy to see you again my Prinzessin Xena.
Why are you back Ludwig. Didn’t Mommy tell you to stay away from me? Come any closer and I will bite your face again.
All the face-biting in the world will not keep me from you, beautiful one. If that is what I must endure to be close to you, then so sei es. You truly are a Warrior Prinzessin.
Well, I won’t be your girlfriend. I want to keep my options open. My Guardian Angel Lexi told me she was almost 12 years old before she got a boyfriend. She had her career to think about and couldn’t be distracted. She was a famous actress, you know. I might be famous at something someday too. And besides, how do I know it’s safe to be around you? You certainly haven’t been behaving yourself.
No need to worry about that any more, my lovely one. The Mommy had that problem “fixed.”
This is Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess with a safe new friend.