Guests?

Lucy: So, Xena, what do you think of the new dogs in the house? They’ve been here over a week. I wonder if that means we are keeping them.

Xena: They do look familiar. I think Mommy grooms them. But they won’t play with me. I try and try. I grab their stuffies and shake them in their faces and run, and nothing. Then I do the same with my stuffies.  Nothing.

Lucy: That’s ’cause Maggie is 10 years old. But I did see her chewing on your new birthday bully horn.

                                                      Who? Me?

Xena: That’s not exactly a group activity. So I took it away from her. ‘Cause it’s mine. And she can’t have it.

Lucy: And Dora forgets who Dad is and barks at him every day when he gets home from work.

Xena: Maybe that’s what happens when you turn nine.

                                                         Who are you?

Lucy: Just before their folks left, I heard their Dad mumble something about Dora not being the brightest bulb in the lamp. 

Xena: Well, they have just about stolen our Mommy and Daddy. 

Is that good, Maggie? A little more to the left, Mr. Jeff.

Lucy: I don’t mind Mom sleeping in the other bedroom with them. That means I can sleep in the big bed with Dad all night long. 

Mom and Dad are coming for us today. I am so outa’ here.

We are Lucy and Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess, the ONLY permanent resident dogs in our house.

21 thoughts on “Guests?

  1. It’s fun to have guests but it’s also fun to just be your family again. Girls, you were wonderful hosts!

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  2. You are so nice Xena! Wells, you tried to play! Some puppers are just too nervous without their peeps around. I can attest to the fact that you do NOT gets DIM when you hits nine! I am NINE, and I am as sharp as…as…a, what’s that called again…um…rights, a KNIFE! ☺
    You two are FABulous hostesses!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  3. YIKES did mom and dad get prior approval from y’all before the guests arrived?
    They are rather cute though. No way would I approve kitty visitors..we cats are kinda solitary unless we grow up together
    Hugs madi your bfff

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    1. No, they didn’t Maggie. We would have said yes, that would be fun. But they won’t play. ~Xena
      I got to eat their kibble when I managed to get the bedroom door open when Mom was at work. ~Lucy

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