Angel Lexi: On All Hallow’s Eve, I am back to play tricks and get treats. So tonight, I am reclaiming my blog. That’s right, my blog! This is the night before All Saint’s Day, the day where I will be especially remembered and prayers will go up for me and a candle lit to show I am still the light of the world and star of the stage to show my spirit still shines brightly in the hearts of those who love me. So tonight I will partake of a little mischief. I would rather partake of Kahlua and cream, but there is no cream in the refrigerator. Angel Lexi: Lookout, Xena, here I come. You may eat raw meat every day, but I have not yet had my fill of blood. Eating kibble all my life has left me very, very thirsty. (in best Bela Lugosi voice) I come to suck your…oh forget it, that’s just too corny, even for me. Now, where was I? Tonight, Xena, you become like me!
Xena: You mean I am going to become an Angel?
Angel Lexi: No! You will be a Vampire Dog!
Xena: Aghhhh! Help!
Angel Lexi: There is no help for you. You will crave blood, fresh blood. Now go get some blood! (And bring me all the meat from the fridge.)
Xena: Oh, Mo-o-ommy… hold me, Mommy, hold me close.
Happy Halloween! Be sure to visit LLB in our Backyard’s Haunted House Blog hop!
Vampire Dogs Angel Lexi the Schnauzer and Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess
Meow meow angel Lexi yore furry rite about angel Unkell Siddhartha Henry bringin mee an Lady Mew together. Hee an shee followed mee on thee Sheltur site an efurry time Unkell saw mee hee wuud chin rub thee peecee! Hee nevurr did that lookin at any other cat.
Aftur hee went to Pure Land LadyMum thott ’bout Unkell chinnin mee pho-toe an shee dee-cided to visit mee an thee rest iss history!!!!!
Give Unkell Siddhartha Henry sum~~head rubsss~~ from mee OKay? Thankss angel Lexi!
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Ha, it was a good trick, then. Sure, I’ll look them up (the dogs and cats kinda’ keep to their own just because they have more in common) and we can have some nip and bones together. Angel Lexi PeeS: BellaDharma, I did hear some talk around here that my good friend Purrince Siddhartha Henry had a big paw in you and LadyMum getting together.
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MMEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!
Mee ran an hidded under THE bed Xena an angel Lexi!!!!
You scared thee furs rite off mee….guud trick. Mee hopess you got treetss Xena….
**purrsss** BellaDharma
P Ess: Angel Lexi please give angelss Unkell Dharth an Auntyss’ Nylablue an Mingflower mee love okay? Thankss….
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Of course we did, Miss Ruby. All is back to boring “normal” now, though. xox Xena
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OMD, that was a super duper scary story Xena and Angel Lexi!!! I sure hopes you got the meats outta the fridge…any leftovers???
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: I means the meat, not the bloods…☺
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No, Shoko, Angel Lexi just got a pass to come back and play tricks on Howloween. She sure did scare me at first, then I started having fun too. She’s back to being a good angel on All Saints’ Day (today). xox Xena
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Oh my cod!! Angel Lexi is a vampire? Cwap! Angel Lexi must have drunk some bad blood cause she is scary. Hope she has turned back to the sweet lovable Angel Lexi we all know and love.
Shoko
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Yes, the Mama’s neck was very tasty, bwahaha! (just kidding) Xena
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You wouldn’t think that if she was going for YOUR neck! Lucy
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OMD you are da bestest vampire Angel Lexi!! I would be running fur Mama too Zena 🙂 We hope you had a pawtastic howlloween!!
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
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Lexi is too cute to be scary
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Angel Lexi,
Thank you so much for your wonderful words. No one can ever fill your paw prints. Xena is a very lucky girl to have such an awesome Angel watching over her,
Granny T
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Ha! Good one. 😂
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We read it as Brahm. Funny how the mind corrects and fills in things when reading. Maybe that’s what’s meant by “Don’t read too much into that.”
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Oops, I just realized that should have said…Bram Stoker. Guess I should manicure the apparently oh-too long talons, eh? 😊
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We’ve been studying her neck… Vampires Angel Lexi and Xena
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We all love you, Miss Monika, Sam, and Elsa. The Vampire Schnauzers and Lucy
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So does my Mommy, bwahaha. Xena (What do you mean, Angel Vampire Lexi? I don’t sound vampirish when I say “Mommy?”)
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OMD..How cool to be a vampire, Xena….but what the heck are you going to do about tattle tail Lucy??
xoxo,
Rosy(your Vampire BFF)
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Dear sweet Angel Lexi. You are better than Gram Stoker with your “tails” of horror this Howloween. For your sisters, the Ranch hands wish them a safe and Yappy Howloween 👻
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Bravo bravo bravo…now those are some vampires I could learn to love.
My hubby loves vampire movies and other scary stuff like Alien. LOL
Hugs Cecilia
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You can run but you cannot hide. Oh man, that’s just too corny. Angel Lexi (Vampire Dog)
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OOOOOO. Big eyes and lots of blankets to hide under tonight! Happy Holler-Ring!
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Hello, Toni. Thank you for picking the right schnauzer pup for my Mom. I’m not into Vodka, but I think Mom might try it. *toothy smiles* Angel Lexi
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Sounds like a plan, Kissie. Vampire Angel Lexi
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Oh my Angel Lexie. It looks like you’ve put terror in the terrier! You two
look really Spooky.
.Might I suggest Kahlua, Amaretto,vodka and milk (Toasted Almond) It will mellow you right out. Hope you have a Happy Halloween.
Granny T
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Omit the cream and just down the Kahlua.
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My Grandma called me “kind” because I did therapy with her when she was sick. But nice? Bwahaha! Angel Lexi
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Bones, blah. Ve Vant Blood! 9he, he, he, Angel Lexi and Xena)
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Hari Om
yikes, and I thought that Lexi was a nice girl… hehehehsschnigger… fabby howloween post my darlings. Have a fun time tonight! hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
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to be a vampire dog is not bad …you can fly and you have fabulous teeth to chew da biggest bones within seconds ;O) Happy Howloween!
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