Louis and Laila – Still Here

Before I tell my story, I want to wish Noodle, my almost brother-in-law, of the Adventures of Noodle, a very happy birthday. Noodle was Lexi’s boyfriend, and they had lots of wonderful adventures together. So, from me and Lucy and Mommy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOODLE!

Well, it’s been six days and Louis and Laila are still with us. And they are still alive and unharmed. Just wait til I tell you why I said that. Monday morning, Daddy got up extra early to go in to work. He doesn’t usually go to work on Monday and neither does Mommy, but he had a lot to do. The invaders were sleeping in my kennel in the living room, and he tried to sneak past them. He was trying to be quiet so they didn’t wake up Mommy. When that didn’t work, he let them out of my kennel, which is right next to the back door, and was about to open the door for them when Laila peed on the floor. While he was trying to get that cleaned up, Louis ran around the house lifting his leg on everything! Daddy tried to get that cleaned up, too, but, well, he had to go to work. So he woke up Mommy and told her what happened. That was probably his second mistake, right after letting the invaders out of my kennel. We won’t get into that, though.

Soooo, in order for Mommy to keep her sanity and in order to help Daddy stay out of trouble, we now have a protocol. It goes like this.

  1. Both Laila and Louis have to wear my big girl panties at all times, except when they are outside.
Laila: Ha, ha, Louis, you have to wear a diaper like me. Louis: I’ll never make an impression on the girls like this.

2. The first thing in the morning, Mommy fixes their breakfast and sets it out back on the patio. Then she takes them out and removes their diapers. They stay there until it is time for her to go to work. Then she goes outside and puts their diapers back on them before bringing them in and telling them to go into my kennel. (grr)

Laila: I would rather be inside playing with this bone I found.

3. After work, Mommy fixes their supper and sets it out back on the patio, then takes them out back, removes their diapers, and leaves them there until me and Lucy eat our supper.

4. Then Mommy goes back out, puts their diapers back on them, and brings them in to spend the evening with us.

Louis: I’m hot, turn the air conditioning cooler, please.
Laila: Come lay on the kitchen floor Louis. It’s nice and cool.

The funny thing is, I have started liking them being here. I firmly told Louis, “No!” and he has stopped sniffing my bee-hind and trying to climb on me. And I keep trying to get Laila to be my friend. I gently put my paw on her and wag my tail. She mostly ignores me, but last night we all played together, even Lucy and Louis.

Mommy admitted that she had hoped I would make some friends my own size and have someone to play with besides Lucy, who is 87 times bigger than me. I still get to snuggle up close to Mommy all night long, and now I get to stay out of my kennel during the day because Louis and Laila are in it. And I get to play with them after supper. Maybe, just maybe, Mommy knew what she was doing.

Love and wiggles, Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess

55 thoughts on “Louis and Laila – Still Here

  1. Meow meow Xena that Louis an Laila sure have their Pee Pee trubbellss don’t they?? Mee thinkss Miss Amy iss very ckevurr to have them wear dye-purrsss….
    An it iss a guud thing PawPaw did not end upss inn THE Doghouse himself!
    Iss guud efurryone iss gettin along…mee wuud go postal if any other cat came inn here…..mee likes mee own place….with LadyMeow of course!!!!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma
    Pee s: You reememburr it was ‘angel’ Unkeel Siddhartha Henry who meowed to Noodle Doodle to ask Lexi out….so wee are ree-lated too! Furry kewl!!! 🙂

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    1. They somehow found a way to still lift their legs and pee and poo through the leg holes. So then they had to stay always in my kennel, just when I decided we could all be good friends.
      Mommy said she remembers that about Siddhartha Henry. That’s so cool we’re related! Are you my sister or what? *scratches head* Xox Xena

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      1. Thise clevurr an oh so notty doggiess….Miss Amy must bee a bit upss set….LadyMeow wuud not bee happy at all. An FISHCAKESS!!! Now Laila an Louie have to bee crated all day…that iss ruff!
        Now to figure out how wee are ree-lated mee iss goin to go with 1st Couzin…bee-cause ‘angel’ Unkell Siddhartha was mee Unkell (butt that iss weerd bee-cause hee was younger than mee??) It was LadyMeow who said hee was mee Unkell…..
        So wee can bee Sisturss or Couzinss….whatefurr you want deerest Xena an Lucy ❤ ❤

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    1. We’re friends, but now they’re not allowed out of their, er, my kennel except to go outside on a leash. Poo and pee everywhere, even with my panties on them, and they even do it out back on the patio. Gross. Xena

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  2. Ma says the male peeps can sometimes not think things through. ☺ Good thingie your Moms got it figured out, and you can all be pals and not pee in stuffs BOL!
    They do looks like funs ~ I am so glads you had a good playtime!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  3. Happy birthday to Noodle. Mom says she will never forget the cruise Lexi and Noodle made, she starts to cry always when she says that they danced the whole night till the sun rose. Then she says that it was a real love story.
    Kosmo

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  4. I have to just smile in a knowing way. That is the routine every time a “new” dog comes to visit. The parents are just mortified but they are assured that because there are boy and girl smells in my house,the new dog just have to leave their business cards. After a few visits it not as bad but yes man pants go on as well as girl panties and everyone just settles into a routine. Bet your thrilled those alien balls are leaving Xena. If I remember correctly you didn’t like Furby either.
    Have a fun day
    Granny T

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  5. wow, mama is a really good person to keep these other pups.all that work exhausts me just reading it… glad they are still alive and well

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