Birthday Trip to Nashville by Xena

Hi there. Well, we’re back from our visit and I panted and shook in the car some on the way home but mostly I slept on Mommy’s lap while Daddy drove. It’s a good thing Daddy was driving ’cause Mommy was sleeping, too. We meant to leave early, but first the folks went to Sunday school and church together and then they went out to eat at Moby Dicky’s Restaurant in Hendersonville near the church they had gone to. Then, when they got back to us, everyone was sleepy, so the guys took a nap while Mom and Aunty Jen curled up on the couch with me and Morty. Ella and Lucy took turns getting on the couch with us cause there wasn’t room for everyone. Anyhow, that’s why we didn’t get home until 9:00 at night and why me and Lucy didn’t get any supper. Grrr. That’s the sound our tummy’s made all night.

Don’t Lucy and I look happy to be at our aunt and uncle’s?

Morty and I are still the same size. I think I could take him in a fair fight, but I keep getting yelled at when I chase and bark at him. Hey, he grunted at me first!

Outside, Morty always kept his nose in the grass.

What are you doing, Morty? Hey you! Answer me.
Hey, someone tell me what this pig is doing! Eating grass? Really?
I’m not allowed to fight Morty. So, you know that old saying: If you can’t lick ’em, join ’em.

My Uncle Bill held me whenever I asked him to. He’s a good schnauzer holder. And I ran and ran in their big back yard. I got Lucy to chase me, too. She got too hot and would start to chase me when I asked her to, then stand back and let me run the big circle by myself.

You know what else happened while we were gone? Why Lucy didn’t want me to blog about us being there? Like Mommy told her, “If you don’t want Xena to tell everyone, then don’t do it in front of her.” Have you guessed?

Yep! Her and Achilles played kissie face. It was pretty disgusting. They kept licking each other’s tongues and mouth and sometimes Achilles would walk past her and give her a quick kiss. I think my sister’s in love.

I am the Grossed-out Xena Schnauzer Princess Warrior

32 thoughts on “Birthday Trip to Nashville by Xena

  1. Lulu: “Hmm … so Morty likes to eat grass? And I like to eat grass too. But you are not into eating grass, Xena. So does that mean that I’m really a pig and not a dog? I’m going to have to think about this for a while …”
    Chaplin: “Oink oink!”

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  2. Oh, what a FABulous time gurls!!!!! Sorry abouts Morty Xena….I guess sometimes piggies can be rude…he should have lets you lick him! hehehehee At least you gots to do zoomies!
    Lucy!!!! OMD, kissie face ??? Wells, as they say, if you don’t gets a picture, it didn’t happen! Gets pics next time Xena! BOL!!! (though, I do thinks your drawing is FABulous!!!)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  3. Mew mew mew Row-mance iss inn THE air!! Wee reelly want Achilless an Lucy to bee a cuppull…they are so cute together…umm…gross…..wait…what iss mee mee-yowin….
    Mee furry ree-leeved you sleeped most of THE way home an nervuss like bee-fore Xena.
    An that Morty iss furry inn-terestin…piggiess love grass…..who mew?
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

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  4. I have laughed and smiled and told stories to my hubby all the way through your post. so very entertaining and that includes the kissy face going on. what and adventure you had… angel Jake was like you Xena, Lucy and Baby are alike. Jake would get baby running and the Baby would lay down and that was it….

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  5. Hari OM
    Oooh you had a road trip too??? I wuz off air for several days cuz my road trip took me to a place in this country where the ethers can barely reach. Now i find you have had your own adventures and I think that is most wonderfurs… love the shots of you, Xena, and Morty. I think I may be glad there are no live-action shots of all the Lucy-Achilles tongue action!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  6. oh that is sweet to hear about you and achilles ;o) we would like to go to that restaurant too, Moby Dick is da favorite movie of da Phenny and he would love to eat there (me too but I’m more the james bond watcher LOL)

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