Big Girl Time

It’s me, Xena the humiliated. I mean, one drop of blood on the library chair, and I have to wear my Big Girl Panties. I’m so embarrassed!

I’ve decided Angel Lexi was right about clothes. Phthhh.

The good news is that this is the last Big Girl Time for me ever! I am going to get my Big Girl Surgery in January or February. I got all the good I’m going to get out of my whore moans. And I might even be out of my diapers Big Girl Panties by Christmas Day.

I don’t think anyone can see me in my fort.

Hey, I never got to finish telling you about what else happened (and didn’t happen) at my weekend away for Freestyle. As you know, I won my first title on Saturday. And I told you we were going back the next day to see if I could get an even better score. Well, when we woke up in the morning, there was a drop of blood on the sheets and I was swollen you-know-where. So Mommy had to pack up and take me home. But it turned out to be a false alarm. By the way, we are still waiting for our video of my performance. It sure does take them a long time!

Isn’t it supper time? I sure hope Mommy finds me here to give me food!

Moans, from Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess

34 thoughts on “Big Girl Time

  1. Meow meow deer Xena mee sorta ree-memburrss those dayss…..butt theb mee went to Vet an when mee awoke mee was sore butt inn a few dayss mee was GRATE! An then mee peepell threw me out…
    Oh wait mee not meen that will happen to you! Miss Amy iss a dee-voted Doggie Meowmy. What mee meenss iss you will no longer have to wurry ’bout blood or whore-moanss or feelin like doggypoo…
    Yore one brave doggie girl!!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

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  2. It will all be over soon and I’m sure Mom will find you and give you special hugs just to let you know this special time will be over very soon., Hope you have a fabulous Christmas with lots of new memories.
    Granny T

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  3. you poor baby, I hate diapers to, you will be so happy when you don’t have to wear them anymore. butt! they do look cute on you and your fort is perfect. hope she found you to feed you

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