Conversation with the Scary Schnauzer

We’re joining Comedy Plus for the Aww Monday Blog Hop!

Hi there friends. Do you remember when I didn’t know what to do about the scary schnauzer in the chair ? The one that had my bone? Well, I’ve got news. I decided to put on my brave schnauzer warrior face and confront him. It turns out he is actually a she just like some of you suggested. Now that I think about it, how could a boy possibly look that scary, right? Here’s how the conversation went:

Me: Why did you take my bone? (I believe in asking the most important questions first.)

Scary Schnauzer: I recovered your bone from Riley. I kept it safe, waiting for you to come get it, but you kept backing away.

Me: You glared at me!

Scary Schnauzer: I wasn’t glaring at you. I was glaring at Riley who was standing behind you.

Me: Oh. What’s your name?

Almost Scary Schnauzer: I won’t tell you my name. I am here to protect you. You have to realize that I could be shredded to bits at any moment.

Me: What’s that have to do with me knowing your name?

Not So Scary Schnauzer: If you knew my name you might want to be my friend. And then you would be sad if I was injured in the line of duty. Live your life, be a good schnauzer, and take care of your family.

Me: I have a new friend.

Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess

19 thoughts on “Conversation with the Scary Schnauzer

  1. Oh Xena, you and your new pal will be such good furiends now! Or, she will be the bestest protector evers! Oh, and Ma wanted to send your Moms the linky to where Ma gots my collar:

    It is very comfortable, I got the large, butts obviously you will needs a smaller one BOL!
    I hopes it’s nothin’ serious, I’ll keeps my paws crossed for you gurl!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

    Liked by 1 person

  2. your friend could be your first cousin, wonder what we would call the cousin of a warrior princess. maybe a duchess? maybe you could call her Megan. he he he

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.