Chia on Awww Monday

We are joining Comedy Plus with much thanks for hosting Awww Mondays.

Xena: Sunnie? Are you dead? (I hope so.)
Mom: No, Sunnie shed her skin and Andrew found it out front where you used to hunt lizards. (Do you see the end of the tail on the left?)

Later…

Xena: Hey Luce, did you see what’s in the groom room? *shiver* Speaking of things I don’t like, have you heard any talk about that new pup that’s taken over our house? When is she going home? They call her Chia now. Why do they keep changing her name? And why and how does she throw that bone across the room?

Chia: Hi! Hi! Hi! I’m right here! Were you looking for me? Wanna play?

Did you see me throw that bone? Lucy, you’re a great catcher and Xena, you can really run a ball down. We’ve got our own ball team!!

Lucy: *groan*

Chia: Does this mean you don’t wanna’ play?

That’s OK, I can wait. Can I play come on the bed and jump over Lucy while I wait?

Later…

It was fun playing in the dog lot with you, Lucy. You’re the best! After our nap together we can play some more. I’ll try to not bite your ear so hard, BOL!

Lucy: *sigh*

Mom’s note: We have decided to rehome this 10 month old ball of energy who is refusing to be house trained, screams when she’s in the kennel, chews things she shouldn’t, and is generally despised by Riley and Xena.

Ludwig: I’m up here guarding the ribbons Xena won. What are you two doing up here?
Reindeer: Riley put me up here to be safe from Chia.
Sweetheart (the pink bear): I don’t wanna’ die.

Priscilla (the pup): Miss Amy got us out of the kennel before Chia moved in there, but I had to be rescued twice after that dang pup pulled me down through the cage bars. I’m done laying on top of the kennel. I’m just gonna pile up here with all of y’all. Cover your ears! She’s screaming again!

We are wishing all our USA friends a happy and quiet Memorial Day.