Detective Larry Lemur and the Case of the Murdered Stuffie

Many thanks to Comedy Plus for hosting Happy Tuesday.

Larry Lemur: *gasp* Someone suffocated Rainey!

There’s a murderer among us. I need to start bringing in suspects.

So, Xena, where were you last night and this morning?

Xena: Last night I laid on Daddy’s lap while he and Mommy watched their show on Netflix. Then I went to bed with them and slept all night in the bedroom with the door closed. Do you have any idea how upset Riley’s going to be?


Larry: I do. So are you saying you’re innocent? If you’re innocent, why are you wearing those Big Girl Panties even though you don’t go into heat anymore? Are you trying to wear a disguise?
Xena: Well, I’m not so sure I’m exactly innocent. I mean, I did chase a lizard into Lucy’s mouth once, and I’ve tried to catch chipmunks. Mommy put these Big Girl Panties on me so I couldn’t lick and chew on my tummy because of my allergies. Did you notice they match my herbal flea collar? But no, I didn’t kill Rainey. I think it was Chia.

Larry: Fine. You’re free to go. But don’t leave town.
Larry, talking to himself: Hmmm. I know Lucy has absolutely no interest in stuffies, and she’s the least likely dog to inflict harm on anyone or anything. Although she and Ella did tear up the back of the couch cushion once when their folks were all gone. But that was a long time ago and she has promised to never do anything like that again. She’s a dog of her woof. So…

Chia, did you murder Riley’s Rainey?
Chia: I’m innocent, Your Honor.

Sure, I’ve killed my share of stuffies, but I know better than to mess with Riley. You know he’s going to make somebody pay for this, and I don’t mean with cash or treats. Nobody, but nobody, crosses Riley (except Mom the Brave). There’s going to be pain and suffering…I should run away again.

Later…

Rainey: Hey there Riley. Do you have any idea where everyone went? I can’t find any of the other woofers.

Riley: *slurp, slurp*
Rainey: I mean, I laid down on the loveseat to catch some zzzz’s, but the sun was in my eyes so I covered my head with the pillow before falling asleep. I woke up to the sound of dogs running and doors slamming. Oh well, you and me, we can still have some fun together. Umm, what’s with the Cone of Handsomeness, Big Guy?
Riley: Allergies, and bacterial and yeast infections. I’m on meds, but in the meantime, Mom Amy doesn’t want me licking and chewing on myself. Yeah, let’s go find something to do around here, like figure out where everyone went to.

Larry, peeking around the corner: Case closed!

28 thoughts on “Detective Larry Lemur and the Case of the Murdered Stuffie

  1. Heelareuss story!! Larry Lenur you did a grate job!!
    HURRAH!! Rainey was just sleeping. An Riley mee sendss you dubbell POTP an BellaSita sendss purrayerss fore you to feel bettur soon!
    An same goes fore you Xena!!!!!
    Pleese get well soon deerest frendss ❤ ❤
    ~~~head rubss~~~ BellaDharma~~~ an {{{huggiess}}} BellaSita Sistur

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  2. Java Bean: “It’s some kind of milagro! Rainey came back to life!”
    Lulu: “No, he was just asle—”
    Chaplin: “All we know is, Dennis couldn’t possibly have been involved.”
    Charlee: “Yeah, otherwise, you would only have found pieces of Rainey, and he definitely wouldn’t have come back to life.”
    Lulu: “But he was just slee—”
    Java Bean: “I guess we may never know what really happened.”
    Lulu: *SIGH*

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  3. Sometimes murder just happens. I so remember. I love it that the case is closed. As it should be.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥

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  4. sorry about the murder and the allergies, and the wearing of cones and big girl panties, there is always something going on when you have a gang of 4 in one home… POTP coming to all of you

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