Ace Reporter with the Case of Larry Lemur

This is Lucy, Ace Reporter, with news coming to you live from sister station WCAH (Crime At Home).

Today we learned the shocking news that Detective Larry Lemur has met his demise. He was found gutted and dismembered. This is a disturbing picture, so please skip it if you are of a delicate nature.

All attempts at resuscitation were in vain. One bystander was overheard saying, “At least he died with a smile on his face.” That’s why we think the murderer struck fast with no warning. There is a slash above his nose, and his abdomen is ripped open. And, of course, his leg was torn off. It took a moment to realize that his left hand is missing, too.

Xena, it’s well-known that Larry Lemur was your friend. However, he recently questioned you in the greatly overstated death of Riley’s stuffy, Rainey. How did you feel about that?

Well, Lucy, I wasn’t planning on leaving town anyhow, so I think he was just doing his job. No hard feelings. Besides, Larry and I really were friends. I think it’s terrible that his life was cut short, right when he had started his career. We should have a service for him.

Chia, after Xena had pointed her paw at you, Detective Larry Lemur also questioned you for the same non-crime. You knew Larry had been added to the household to be Xena’s friend. There are rumors that you took out Larry in a reprisal against both him and Xena. Is that true?

Chia: No one can prove anything! Umm, I mean, I’m innocent, Your Honor!

There you have it folks. Lucy signing off with another unsolved case of W Crime At Home.

And a big thank you to Miss Sandee at Comedy Plus for hosting Awww Monday!

23 thoughts on “Ace Reporter with the Case of Larry Lemur

  1. Lulu: “Oh no! There was definitely a crime this time!”
    Chaplin: “All we know is, Dennis couldn’t possibly have done it.”
    Charlee: “Because Dennis went over the Rainbow Bridge almost four years ago, you mean?”
    Chaplin: “Well yes, that, and also, because there would have been more pieces if it were him.”

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    1. Chia, er, the culprit wouldn’t dare make a move on me (her main playmate), Riley (who would bite her in two) or Xena (Mom would kill her). That leaves the stuffies to suffer at her paws and jaws. XOX Lucy

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  2. Beau said to tell you all soft animals/toys have been banished from our home, because he swallows whatever he rips off. also there is no one to blame but Beau, that would Be NOTBBB. you did a great job with your investigative report and I am Pretty Sure We all KNOW who committed this murder.

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  3. Well done. Nothing like having an ace reporter to get to the bottom of a case. I think we all know what happened here. I will say that it’s good to see that Larry has a smile on his face.

    Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥

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