Hey everyone! Look what I found hiding in Mommy’s junk email folder on her ‘puter. Good thing I checked it!
Xena, Lock in Up To $250k of Term Life Insurance for as little as $15/mo..
Yep, isn’t this cool? I have to ask Mommy to get this for me. Or maybe I’ll ask Daddy…
Welcome To Medicare 2023 Xena
Not sure what this one is for, but I think I need to check it out.
Xena, Get $100,000 Coverage for Only $1*
I can get $100,000 for only one dollar! Woohoo!! I bet that’ll buy lots and lots of treats!
Lucy: Xe, wasn’t there another word next to all of these?
Xena: Oh yeah, it just keeps getting better. Along with the special offers, everyone was also giving me a can of spam.
I stay home on Wednesdays, so I’ll get on Mommy’s ‘puter tomorrow while she’s gone to work and doesn’t need it and accept all of them. Won’t she be surprised!?
And a big thanks to Miss Sandee at Comedy Plus for hosting Happy Tuesday Blog Hop!
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy, Chia and Riley 
BOL!
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Great Post
I love how adventurous and curious Xena is! It’s great that she found these deals in her mom’s email folder and wants to take advantage of them. It’s also smart of her to check with her parents before making any decisions. Keep exploring, Xena!
Thanks – TheDogGod – http://www.pomeranianpuppies.lovestoblog.com
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ROTFL!
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Oh, so that’s how it’s done. Thanks, Kissie!!
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Wow! You really hit it big! XOX Xena
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Umm, I didn’t get to order any of it. 😦 Xena
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Deer Xena reememburr this: “There iss no such thing as a ‘free lunch’….” Trust mee!
***purrss*** BellaDharma
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Reememburr there iss no such thing as ‘a FREE lunch’ Xena…trust mee 😉
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Fortunately no emails to the pups, just me. Somewhere along the way, I apparently grew a pair. 🤣
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I know, right?
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We can dream of it, C. XOX X
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Yeah, everyone keeps woofing or meowing, “Don’t do i!” So I guess I won’t, especially since I know you are my good friend and said not to, too. Bu $money$ CAN but lots and lots of yummy treats! XOX Xena
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That’s true, Chaplin! Important things are always bigger, right? XOX Xena
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Your manhood? Is that you, Norman? Do you get emails, too? XOX Xena
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The SPAM thing… hmmm, what SPAM thing? (*grin*) Xena
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yeah, don’t fall for that scam. Demand double.
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Those are all great, but when my Narobian prince pays off his traffic fines with the money I sent he is giving me a quarter of a million dollars.
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Your Mommy sure will be excited with all the goodies!!!
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BOL…oh yes Xena, she will be real surprised!
xoxo,
Sunny & Rosy
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We think it’s probably best you leave those emails in the junk folder where they belong, Xena, although the spam does sound good. BOL!
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Well, I tried, but Mommy must have been up late eating all the tasty spam.
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Those spams look decidedly less delicious than what I think actual Spam tastes like. I’ll stick with the original!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Mew mew mew sweet Xena mee not wanna burst yore $money4 bubbell…..butt you shuudd NOT click on any of these offerss. They are sussy an purrhapss dangeruss….
An SPAM on Pee C iss NOT eat-abull like SPAM inn a can! An Miss Amy wuud NOT bee happy if you did eat canned SPAM mee betss…
An reememburr: $money$ cannot buy true love an happyness an those you have inn abundance mee deer frend…..
~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma~~~ an {{{huggiess}}} BellaSita Mum
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Xena, I think it might be best to leave the computer spam be and let Mom and Dad take a look at it first. You can then decide together what to do with it all. I am sure you can find lots of other things to look at on the computer!
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You don’t want that kind of spam. You did make me laugh out loud though.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Scritches to the pups and a big hug to mom. ♥
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Java Bean: “Mmm, spam … Delicious!”
Lulu: “Hey what does that little asterisk go to? Anything important?”
Chaplin: “I’m sure if it was important it would be in big print right with the rest of the email.”
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Oh sweet Xena…you sweet young thing. You certainly are quite lucky with all those offers of money, all I ever receive are ‘easy ways to increase the size of my manhood.’ LOL
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BOL BOL I’m sure there are so many excellent deals your head will be spinning.
Hugs and well wishes to all
Cecilia
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Oh I’m ALWAYS on your side – but I don’t want your Mom to get upset with you (they sometimes withhold treats if they’re upset!) so just thought you might want to mention the SPAM thing to her……!!
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Yikes! I don’t want murdered! I’m way too young to die. XOX Xena
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I’m disappointed Teddy, I thought you would be on my side. *small woofs* Xena
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HA HA HA I am feeling Happy on Tuesday after reading this. my spam has exploded recently. no matter what I do. I suggest you do not purchase that insurance, someone might murder you for a quarter million in insurance. since we have none on any of us, that is one thing mama doesnt have to fret over.
you both look so ooooooo cute..
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Uhhh…..well…….Xena I suggest you discuss this all with Mommy first. OK?
Hugs, Teddy
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what a deal!!! even better than the 87 gazillions of chewing bones for 0.75 cents LOL
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Yikes! Somehow we don’t think that is the tasty kind of spam…not that we have ever tasted that kind either, BOL!!
Have fun dreaming all about what you’ll do with all that money…but we think this time Lucy is the wise one…
Sorry I missed some posts, I was away for the weekend, and now I am trying to get caught up…we sure hope Riley will be able to be helped with some meds, instead of dealing with tumors or worse. And we hope Xena’s ears will heal up soon. That s not fun to have yucky ears that need goop in them all the time.
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