Great Deals in eMails on Happy Tuesday

Hey everyone! Look what I found hiding in Mommy’s junk email folder on her ‘puter. Good thing I checked it!

Xena, Lock in Up To $250k of Term Life Insurance for as little as $15/mo..
Yep, isn’t this cool? I have to ask Mommy to get this for me. Or maybe I’ll ask Daddy…

Welcome To Medicare 2023 Xena
Not sure what this one is for, but I think I need to check it out.

Xena, Get $100,000 Coverage for Only $1*
I can get $100,000 for only one dollar! Woohoo!! I bet that’ll buy lots and lots of treats!

Lucy: Xe, wasn’t there another word next to all of these?

Xena: Oh yeah, it just keeps getting better. Along with the special offers, everyone was also giving me a can of spam.
I stay home on Wednesdays, so I’ll get on Mommy’s ‘puter tomorrow while she’s gone to work and doesn’t need it and accept all of them. Won’t she be surprised!?

And a big thanks to Miss Sandee at Comedy Plus for hosting Happy Tuesday Blog Hop!

35 thoughts on “Great Deals in eMails on Happy Tuesday

  1. Yeah, everyone keeps woofing or meowing, “Don’t do i!” So I guess I won’t, especially since I know you are my good friend and said not to, too. Bu $money$ CAN but lots and lots of yummy treats! XOX Xena

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  2. Mew mew mew sweet Xena mee not wanna burst yore $money4 bubbell…..butt you shuudd NOT click on any of these offerss. They are sussy an purrhapss dangeruss….
    An SPAM on Pee C iss NOT eat-abull like SPAM inn a can! An Miss Amy wuud NOT bee happy if you did eat canned SPAM mee betss…
    An reememburr: $money$ cannot buy true love an happyness an those you have inn abundance mee deer frend…..
    ~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma~~~ an {{{huggiess}}} BellaSita Mum

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  3. You don’t want that kind of spam. You did make me laugh out loud though.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Scritches to the pups and a big hug to mom. ♥

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  4. Java Bean: “Mmm, spam … Delicious!”
    Lulu: “Hey what does that little asterisk go to? Anything important?”
    Chaplin: “I’m sure if it was important it would be in big print right with the rest of the email.”

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  5. Oh I’m ALWAYS on your side – but I don’t want your Mom to get upset with you (they sometimes withhold treats if they’re upset!) so just thought you might want to mention the SPAM thing to her……!!

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  6. HA HA HA I am feeling Happy on Tuesday after reading this. my spam has exploded recently. no matter what I do. I suggest you do not purchase that insurance, someone might murder you for a quarter million in insurance. since we have none on any of us, that is one thing mama doesnt have to fret over.
    you both look so ooooooo cute..

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  7. Yikes! Somehow we don’t think that is the tasty kind of spam…not that we have ever tasted that kind either, BOL!!

    Have fun dreaming all about what you’ll do with all that money…but we think this time Lucy is the wise one…

    Sorry I missed some posts, I was away for the weekend, and now I am trying to get caught up…we sure hope Riley will be able to be helped with some meds, instead of dealing with tumors or worse. And we hope Xena’s ears will heal up soon. That s not fun to have yucky ears that need goop in them all the time.

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