Xena: Where’s Mommy and Daddy?
Lucy: Chia’s in her kennel, so that means they’ve left. You know they always come back, or Miss Christy comes to stay.
Xena: But it’s almost suppertime! What am I, er, we going to do?
Lucy: You don’t have to growl about it, Xena! Just take a nap and wait for someone to show up.
Xena: I’m not growling! That’s my tummy.
Hmmm, I’ve heard Mommy tell that thing she calls Alexa to call her phone. “Hey Alexa, call Mommy’s phone.”
Hmmm. Nothing. Maybe if I read the directions on the screen…wait! I think Alexa says, “Amy” when it talks to her. “Hey Alexa! Call Amy’s phone.”
Amy: Jeff, get a to-go box. We have to go home.
I am Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with a happy tummy.