Xena: Hey Lucy, don’t you wonder what’s in all these bags that Mommy put under the tree?
Lucy: Um, now that you mention it, I guess I do. Some of them smell good. Hey Xena, look, Dad left the door to the downstairs open while Mom is gone.
a short while later…
Dad: Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, what are you doing?
Lucy: Amph, s mn, ood.
Dad: Spit it all out, girl. That’s not whatever you think it is. No, no, don’t chew faster, spit it out!
Dad: Lucy, where’s Xena?
Lucy: (with a foaming mouth) I on’t know.
Another short while later Mom arrives home.
Mom: Xena, what did you do!Xena: Uh, I came down looking for you, Mommy, and, umm, a little piece of something was sticking up, and, and, I thought maybe it was food, er, I mean, I wanted to clean the carpet for you Mommy, and..
back upstairs…What happened to all the pressies?
This is Lucy and Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with only Grodd under the tree.