Hello friends, Lexi here again. If you missed my past
Campaign Propoganda posts informing you why you need to vote for me for the Supreme Leader of Blogville your Mayor, you can check it out at the bottom of this page. Today, we move on to reasons #9 and #10, which are the last two reasons I can think of right now. I might come up with some more later.
9. A Dog of Many Sorrows: I Understand Affliction. Among other things, I have suffered with and overcome hip dysplasia. I bravely allowed the new vet to stick lots of needles in me and over time it removed the affects of the dysplasia. I also recently survived a round of chemotherapy, the infusion of poison into my bloodstream.
I have also lived through the sorrow of the death of my sisters and housemates, Lily and Ivy.
How is this relevant, you may ask? Not only can I empathize with you, but I am able to come up with new and daring solutions to your problems. I am willing to be a role-model of bravery and fortitude and empathize with you during times of sorrow.
10. “What’s in it for me?” I know that to vote for someone, the biggest question is, “What do I get out of this?” Right? So, if you tell me you voted for me, and send me your e-mail address, I will send you back via e-mail your very own “I Voted for Lexi!” button, similar to the ones you can now feel free to grab and use from my side bar. Second, you will feel good knowing you made the right choice for your
Supreme Leader Mayor. And, reasons 1 through 8 answer that question quite well, I believe. In case you missed them or just want a refresher, here they are.
Reason 1: Proclaimed Actor
Reasons 2 & 3: Let Them Eat Cake and All Lives matter
Reasons 4 & 5: Church Dog and Build Relationships, Not Walls
Reasons 7 & 8: Volunteer Service and Spokesdog for a Major Multi-National Company