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Hi there friends. Do you remember when I didn’t know what to do about the scary schnauzer in the chair ? The one that had my bone? Well, I’ve got news. I decided to put on my brave schnauzer warrior face and confront him. It turns out he is actually a she just like some of you suggested. Now that I think about it, how could a boy possibly look that scary, right? Here’s how the conversation went:
Me: Why did you take my bone? (I believe in asking the most important questions first.)
Scary Schnauzer: I recovered your bone from Riley. I kept it safe, waiting for you to come get it, but you kept backing away.
Me: You glared at me!
Scary Schnauzer: I wasn’t glaring at you. I was glaring at Riley who was standing behind you.
Me: Oh. What’s your name?
Almost Scary Schnauzer: I won’t tell you my name. I am here to protect you. You have to realize that I could be shredded to bits at any moment.
Me: What’s that have to do with me knowing your name?
Not So Scary Schnauzer: If you knew my name you might want to be my friend. And then you would be sad if I was injured in the line of duty. Live your life, be a good schnauzer, and take care of your family.
Me: I have a new friend.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess
Mew mew mew what grate mewss Xena that Pilloh Poochie iss yore frend an purrtectur!!!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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It sounds like you have a secret service agent covering your back!!!! You need it with all the crazy stuff that happens in your life! 🙂
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Yes, we’re almost twinsies! Megan? Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Megan. XOXO Xena
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Xena, isn’t that great, she is your friend and you look almost like twins. Megan is a nice name for her.
Hugs,
Kosmo
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Thanks, Ruby. I’m getting my big girl surgery.
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Oh Xena, you and your new pal will be such good furiends now! Or, she will be the bestest protector evers! Oh, and Ma wanted to send your Moms the linky to where Ma gots my collar:
It is very comfortable, I got the large, butts obviously you will needs a smaller one BOL!
I hopes it’s nothin’ serious, I’ll keeps my paws crossed for you gurl!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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I am glad that there is peace in the house again.
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We bet you have so much in common!! What a brave new friend you have!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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Thanks!
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She is, and she does, Tyebe. Too bad she can’t play with me. XOX Xena
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Kissie, half the time, I don’t even know what you are talking about. Xena
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I sleep in that chair now, cause I know she is watching out for me. XOX Xena
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You both look so darling in that chair, glad you’re besties!
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What a great friend Xe. She seems to really like you and try to protect you. A great friend to have.
Tyebe
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It sounds like the witness protection program.
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We’re glad you overcame your fear and became friends with the other schnauzer. She seems like a nice gal.
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I like Megan. I’m going to call her Megan. Thanks, Miss Sandra. Xox Xena
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your friend could be your first cousin, wonder what we would call the cousin of a warrior princess. maybe a duchess? maybe you could call her Megan. he he he
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A new best friend. Awww this made me smile.
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Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. My best to your new best friend and your mom. ♥
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