Lucy: Why are you still at our house, Easter Bunny? Easter was a long time ago. And, come to think of it, you didn’t bring us anything.
Easter Bunny: Your Mom mistook me for one of your stuffies and I got thrown in the washer and dryer with them. (see here) After that, I was so traumatized, I couldn’t remember what I was supposed to do. Your stuffies took pity on me and let me sleep in their nice big crate. After I woke up, I shared the rest of the candy with them. Now I see why all you pups and kitties and little peeps look forward to me coming every year.
Xena: Do you mean no one in the world got any candy for Easter?
Easter Bunny: Oh no, not at all. First of all, there are thousands, nay, millions of us bunnies who deliver candy all around the world very early on Easter morning. I’m Bunny #36950. Second, your house was my last stop.
Lucy and Xena: So you mean we’re the only ones who didn’t get candy?
Easter Bunny #36950: Don’t blame me! It’s all your Mom’s fault. *shudder* You may have to meet me down by the street next year. Now, if you’ll excuse me, while I’ve had a lot of fun playing with Rainbow Bear and Sweetheart Bear and Chippy, and oh, by the way, who chewed the nose off of Oscar the baby schnauzer? That pup isn’t getting any candy next year!
Xena: Well, uh, you see, uh… Gee, it was nice having you visit, Easter Bunny #36950, and please be sure to come back next year with candy for us both. But maybe you should go now before Mommy decides to put you up in the attic until next Spring.
Lucy and Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess, who didn’t get any Easter candy (and might not next year)
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Riley, Lucy, and Chia 
Either theory works for us. Bottom line is We. Did. Not. Get. Any.
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Such deprivation! OMD!
But you know…we did not get any either…sigh….maybe your den was not the last stop…silly Bunny was already intoxicated with the brandy from eggs meant for adults:)
So our peeps did not get any of those either…and we did not even see them in the stores! Must have been hoarded…sheesh.
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We hope so too!
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Hey, great idea!
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Now we are wondering the same thing!
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Hmm, we never thought to doubt what the Easter Bunny told us… Hmmmm.
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We sure hope that both of you get Easter treats next year.
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Big says he got no candy this year or last year either. mama doesn eat sugar and daddy only get 1 slice of pie per day, and he refuses to share that… but i do get venison treats. is there a vension bunny?
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That bunny definitely looks like it’s over indulged, MOL Maybe next year the candy could just be sent by Fed-Ex courier?
Purrs
ERin
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I’m thinking that bunny ate all the candy.
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I am not sure of that story. I think the bunny has been in rehab.
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Now you’ve done it. It takes a lot to PO the Easter Bunny.
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Poor Easter Bunny 36950!!! Wash an fluff dry an hangin out with all THE stuffiess…you must bee a bit scrambelled like eggss!!!
Xena an Lucy mee betss if you give Bunny 36950 sum treetss as a show of guud faith there WILL bee Easter treetss next yeer…it’ss werth a try rite??
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Oh nose! We wouldn’t be surprised if she did. Maybe we can block their communication before they give each other more bad advice.
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That’s too funny. Xena did basically the same thing when I took her to PetSmart to see Santa 2 years ago.
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Well girls…we didn’t get any Easter goodies either come to think of it. Did your mom say something to our mom? We mustn’t let that happen again.
Your fur-iends,
Elsa and Norman 🐾
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Bol Bol
Years ago when my daughter was about 4 we took her to she the Easter Bunny at the mall.
I don’t know what she expected but obviously it was not a 8′ bunny with a head that must have weighed 87 lbs. One look she took off running shouting that bunny better not come in my house.
Hugs Cecilia
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Oooo, we didn’t think about that!
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I don’t know about this Easter Bunny #36950. Here in Canada we think one bunny does the work of going to every country. Maybe this Bunny of yours doesn’t have permission from the governor of Tennis-see. So he’s trying to sell you a story.
Tyebe
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