He’s Alive! as reported by Lucy, Ace Reporter

Lucy, Ace Reporter, back on sister station WCAH (W Crime at Home) with a surprise update on the murder case of Larry the Lemur.

Xena’s not here to tell you what should be her story because she doesn’t even know yet. She left early this morning with Dad. She was going with him to work, and then to the vet’s to get her teeth cleaned. She wanted to have a service for her friend, Larry the Lemur, who was murdered a few days ago. We all suspected Chia, but had no proof. Then, the body disappeared.

We’ve all got something to be thankful for today, especially Xena. And, for different reasons, Chia. Although, Chia might now be on the hook for “Attempted Murder of a Stuffie,” which is definitely a step down from “Homicide of a Stuffie.”

Larry suddenly appeared to a small group of stuffies who had gathered on the victrola in the front room.

Their shouts of surprise brought most of the other stuffies out of hiding to find that Larry the Lemur was healed (mostly) and back amongst them. Larry’s leg is reattached, but about 1/2 inch shorter, so he will be walking with a slight limp. His face and belly wounds are also healed. His left hand is still missing, and we think it has already been digested and discarded. He is, however, still wearing that great smile of his! Larry has now been declared their “Guru.”

With all the commotion, it didn’t take Chia long to discover that the only stuffy who could positively identify his murderer was alive again.

Riley, do you have anything to add?

I’ve been following this case with interest, Ace Reporter Lucy. While I laugh at this whole “Guru” thing, I feel Larry’s life may still be in danger. Larry needs to live long enough to point his remaining paw at Chia (or whoever murdered him, but we all know who did it). I may have to become his body guard. You know the long squirt won’t mess with me.

There you have it, folks. Be sure to stay tuned for action-filled updates on the case of “Who Murdered Larry Lemur” and “Is Larry Really a Guru?”

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33 thoughts on “He’s Alive! as reported by Lucy, Ace Reporter

  1. Mee-yow now mee understandss Miss Amy!!
    Mee iss sorry mee ‘barked’ at you Chia….
    Mee iss nervuss ’round rowly Poochiess…memoreess of mee past life beefore BellaSita an THE Purrfect Pad 😉
    Do you know mee doess NOT growl butt mee ***huffss*** loudly when mee seess an inn truder aka Ranger Feral inn mee yard!?!? Mew mew mew…..

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  2. HURRAH!!! Wellcome back Larry THE Lemur! Yore bac from THE dedd~~bet you cuud meow sum storeiss to all of us.
    Yore a *LUCK* Lemur for sure!
    Riley pleese keep a watch over Larry….wee nto wnat to see him hert aagin…..
    Lucy you did a tippytip job reeportin~~~ Keep up THE rate werk 😉
    An Chia pleesee bee carefull two!
    ***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Sistur

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    1. Larry’s surrounded by his stuffy friends and devotees. Problem is, if Chia got it into her head that he has to “go,” she could tear a quick path through anyone but Riley. She tried that tonight with Riley, and found out just how big his teeth and mouth really are (He didn’t hurt her).

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      1. Deer Chia pleese can you stop tryin to dedd Larry THE Lemurr? Hee iss innycent an does not want to bee dedded!!!
        Pleese due not upset Riley eether. Hee iss a nice man Poochie!
        An you are a lovell Poochie irl…how effurr you have to play nice OKay???
        ***purrss*** BellaDharma

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          1. Yes, my dear. She growls at everyone. It’s how she talks. If you could hear her in person, you would know she’s not doing that low, threatening growl. It’s a louder, more vocal thing. Then she adds other odd noises. We finally figured out she’s trying to talk. Although hiding for her might be the smartest things, sweet girl. Love, Amy

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  3. I’m glad mom revived Larry. That made me smile. We all have our suspicions, but we need proof.

    Have a woof woof day. Scritches all around and my best to your wonderful mom. ♥

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  4. We say Larry is now the first Disabled Guru in your home. He may need a parking sticker, or even a cane or wheel chair, depending on how bad the limp is. The thing is, He might even be able to get Govt. Assistance if he applies to the right department. I just read da offer from da Phenny and da Nelly and think that is a great idea, I WOULD Love to see the MISCHIEF the three of them could get into.

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    1. Disabled Guru, BOL! Parking sticker! BOL! Government Assistance! Hey, what a great idea. Thanks, Miss Sandra! Um, do you know how to get to Phenny and Nelly’s house? XOXOX Chia


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