Come closer. I want to tell you something.
*Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!
Hey! Leggo my leg!
Why are you being like this, Xena?
I’m bored. Turn your head that way, Lucy. I want to tell you something else.
Whack me once, shame on you. Whack me twice, shame on me.
OK then, I’ll lay paws on you and pray for you to recover from your recent whacking. I am the church puppy, you know.
Love and Wiggles from “the
abused patient what have I done to deserve this big sister Lucy
And from me, Xena, the Schnauzer Warrior Princess